Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Fuck off HSBC, yeah?


Bloody arseholes blocked my card for taking the apparently fraudulent step of actually using it to buy something.

"Well £200 is a lot of money to spend online, Mr Sauntson, so we blocked the transaction to see if it was genuine. Did you go to ASDA last night?"

"Yes I did go to fucking ASDA, what is this? Nineteen-eighty-fucking-four? Now here's a fucking idea: FUCK OFF, stop monitoring my every move and let me buy a Wii. It's hard enough as it is you cunts."

"I notice you have a savings account with us Mr Sauntson - would you like a credit card?"

"ARRRRRGHGHHGH I HATE AND YOUR LOGO'S SHIT LIKE YOUR INTEREST RATES."

"Thanks for calling then."

Twats.

2 comments:

mikehaydock said...

they're only trying to help... ha ha! them's bastards, that hsbc lot. did you manage to get the wii in the end? also a fan of the NY pic!

Pseudoangela said...

I like the fact that they advertise themselves as "The World's Local Bank." I went today to a branch to see about opening an account I can use both in Taipei and in the UK. No problem - they said. So long as I have a minimum balance of, oh, 80,000 pounds sterling in my account at any given time. I guess that means they're the world's local bank for the enormously wealthy.