Thursday, November 02, 2006


I am absolutely leaving this until the last minute, in the style of, oh I don't know, EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE. So no surprise there then. This is essentially going to be a lame ass* (and apparently American) effort that but time is marching on. Yes?

I am once again reduced to referring you to other people's comedy genius since I apparently have none, so check this beauty out:

Completely Uncalled For

Try it on your friends/neighbours/loved ones! Do it at work! SLAP YOUR BOSS. I know I will, oh yes.

Tomorrow will be better, I promise!

*come on, I did have a seizure.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Bored of Your Journey to Work?

Desperate for a seat?

Then why don't you try...


That's what I did on Monday and it really works. Benefits include: immediate and numerous offers of seats, free water, somebody fanning you with the Metro AND a day off work! Harmful side-effects may take the form of SIX ACTUAL HOURS IN A&E and an on-going headache.

Bring on the neurologist!

And here's me thinking I'd have nothing to blog about for