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I am absolutely leaving this until the last minute, in the style of, oh I don't know, EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE. So no surprise there then. This is essentially going to be a lame ass* (and apparently American) effort that but time is marching on. Yes?I am once again reduced to referring you to other people's comedy genius since I apparently have none, so check this beauty out:Completely Uncalled ForTry it on your friends/neighbours/loved ones! Do it at work! SLAP YOUR BOSS. I know I will, oh yes.Tomorrow will be better, I promise!*come on, I did have a seizure.
Hot?Tired?Desperate for a seat?Then why don't you try...HAVING A SEIZURE!That's what I did on Monday and it really works. Benefits include: immediate and numerous offers of seats, free water, somebody fanning you with the Metro AND a day off work! Harmful side-effects may take the form of SIX ACTUAL HOURS IN A&E and an on-going headache.Bring on the neurologist!And here's me thinking I'd have nothing to blog about forNaBloPoMo(Fo)!