Being a) homosexual and b) ignorant as regards all things football*, the Jizz Queens have been chosen solely on looks OR whether they look a bit mincey, rather than any ball skills they may or may not have. Pictorial highlights include:
Luque
and
O'Brien
Brilliant! Currently languishing in towards the middle of the league - around 385,000th out of 750,000. Not bad for a bunch of prissy pretty boys, I say.
Yours,
Dave
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*apart from the Adam & Jo song, obviously.
